C'mon people get a room already!!!

So I go to my local recreation center last night for an hour of swimming. You know build up the cardio system since I'm still recovering from all my saddle sores. I jump in the pool establish my lane and get going. After about 20 laps. I am just settling in trying to keep things under control and I start noticing a bunch of hill billies jumping around having fun in the pool. Ok whatever! I'll work around it. But then it turns ugly. This guy is fondling this government mule of a woman in the pool and to make it worse it's in the lane next to me. You know c'mon get a freakin room beastiality is against moral code.

ARGH!!!!!!

Then the hilljack asks me what are you looking at? Wrong question to the wrong guy! Boy did I let him have it! At that point I was done for the night. I left to hit the showers. The regulars all followed me and man where these guys pissed. we all marched single file to the Director's office and lodged a complaint.

I'll tell you Jerry Springer is a television show it's not real. Well...then again!!!